My name is Dean Routledge.

For quite a few years i have known that i am a very strange individual and for no apparent reason I decided that I would start to write stories that made absolutely no sense what-so-ever! These stories amused me and all of my friends but also raised the question of what the hell was going trough my head! Regardless, i thought that i would share these stories with the world so please feel free to read them...Enjoy!

If you have any queries or would like to abuse me in a none sexual way please feel free to email me on:

  iknowthemayorofscotland@hotmail.com